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The Uniform Tee 001 – “Greed is Goød”
The Uniform Tee 001 – “Greed is Goød”
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From: Human Resources
Re: Mandatory Uniform Compliance
This heavyweight oversized tee identifies you as Evil Corp property. Made from 100% cotton to absorb your tears of regret. The vintage-washed finish represents your crushed dreams and fading hope.
Wearing this shirt constitutes acceptance of:
- Unpaid overtime
- Weekend availability
- Soul ownership transfer
- Perpetual corporate servitude
- 100% ring-spun cotton (like your expendable existence)
- Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
- Oversized fit (to hide your shame)
- Tear-away label (unlike your contract)
WARNING: Side effects may include existential dread and career questioning.
Evil Corp.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Evil Corp and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones Drive STE 100, Austin, TX 78731 US or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
From: Human Resources
Re: Mandatory Uniform Compliance
This heavyweight oversized tee identifies you as Evil Corp property. Made from 100% cotton to absorb your tears of regret. The vintage-washed finish represents your crushed dreams and fading hope.
Wearing this shirt constitutes acceptance of:
- Unpaid overtime
- Weekend availability
- Soul ownership transfer
- Perpetual corporate servitude
- 100% ring-spun cotton (like your expendable existence)
- Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
- Oversized fit (to hide your shame)
- Tear-away label (unlike your contract)
WARNING: Side effects may include existential dread and career questioning.
Evil Corp.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Evil Corp and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones Drive STE 100, Austin, TX 78731 US or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 34-37 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 38-41 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 75.6 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.1 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 80.7 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.2 | 137.2-144.8 |
